Okay that's it, I've had it! I'm starting a new Twitter. It's just a Google doc that everyone in the world shares:
docs.google.com/document/d/1UE2fahNwS8xeDqjsKXnL9Zj36o_ohrvWC_4AHx06TQc/edit?usp=drivesdk

This is not a joke and it's super serious actually. Come hang out on new Twitter!

If tomorrow i wake up and there's a bunch of nasty stuff in there I will SHUT NEW TWITTER DOWN okay????