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The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

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The Bed of Procrustes  is a standalone book in Nassim Nicholas Taleb’s landmark Incerto series, an investigation of opacity, luck, uncertainty, probability, human error, risk, and decision-making in a world we don’t understand. The other books in the series are  Fooled by Randomness, The Black Swan, Antifragile,  and  Skin in the Game.

By the author of the modern classic The Black Swan , this collection of aphorisms and meditations expresses his major ideas in ways you least expect.

The Bed of Procrustes takes its title from Greek mythology: the story of a man who made his visitors fit his bed to perfection by either stretching them or cutting their limbs. It represents Taleb’s view of modern civilization’s hubristic side effects—modifying humans to satisfy technology, blaming reality for not fitting economic models, inventing diseases to sell drugs, defining intelligence as what can be tested in a classroom, and convincing people that employment is not slavery.

Playful and irreverent, these aphorisms will surprise you by exposing self-delusions you have been living with but never recognized.

With a rare combination of pointed wit and potent wisdom, Taleb plows through human illusions, contrasting the classical values of courage, elegance, and erudition against the modern diseases of nerdiness, philistinism, and phoniness.

“Taleb’s crystalline nuggets of thought stand alone like esoteric poems.”— Financial Times

112 pages, Hardcover

First published November 30, 2010

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Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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Nassim Nicholas Taleb spent 21 years as a risk taker (quantitative trader) before becoming a flaneur and researcher in philosophical, mathematical and (mostly) practical problems with probability. 


Taleb is the author of a multivolume essay, the Incerto (The Black Swan, Fooled by Randomness, Antifragile, and Skin in the Game) an investigation of opacity, luck, uncertainty, probability, human error, risk, and decision making when we don’t understand the world, expressed in the form of a personal essay with autobiographical sections, stories, parables, and philosophical, historical, and scientic discussions in nonover lapping volumes that can be accessed in any order.

In addition to his trader life, Taleb has also written, as a backup of the Incerto, more than 50 scholarly papers in statistical physics, statistics, philosophy, ethics, economics, international affairs, and quantitative finance, all around the notion of risk and probability.

Taleb is currently Distinguished Professor of Risk Engineering at NYU's Tandon School of Engineering (only a quarter time position). His current focus is on the properties of systems that can handle disorder ("antifragile").

Taleb believes that prizes, honorary degrees, awards, and ceremonialism debase knowledge by turning it into a spectator sport.

See Wikipedia for more details.

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144 reviews55 followers
December 28, 2010
Taleb received a $4 million advance to write this book of aphorisms as a follow-up to the Black Swan.

Some of my favorites:

Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love; close enough on the surface but, to the nonsucker, not exactly the same thing.

I suspect that they put Socrates to death because there is something terribly unattractive, alienating and nonhuman in thinking with too much clarity.

Education makes the wise slightly wiser, but it makes the fool vastly more dangerous.

If you know in the morning, what your day looks like with any precision, you are a little bit dead--the more precision, the more dead you are.

There is no intermediate state between ice and water but there is one between life and death: employment.

Procrastination is the soul rebelling against entrapment.

They will envy you for your success, for your wealth, for your intelligence, for your looks, for your status--but rarely for your wisdom.


Many of these aphorisms are interesting. A lot of them are specific and esoteric; a retaliation against critics in Academia, economics, the working class and anyone who might think they're smart for getting good grades or scoring high on an IQ test. Taleb's aphorisms are anti-technology, anti-nerd and anti-making a living with a job that draws a salary. The dependence is what he's against, the repetition, an unstimulated life filled with monotonous patterns, notions of false humility, false models, and sports.

Under a section titled ETHICS, Taleb says: Avoid calling heroes those who had no other choice. Some will call him "harsh" for a statement like that; especially firemen, moms who save children from burning buildings, guys who fix flats on the sides of roads for a smile and thank you, and especially Bruce Willis because he's terrible in romantic comedies. Others will say: maybe he's talking about himself and is trying to be humble without seeming humble because he thinks he's saving the world with his intelligence. Those people have too much time, and empathy, on their hands.

Whatever Taleb is trying to say, and whoever he's trying to say it to, we might never officially know. What we do know is that he has the last laugh receiving $4 million to have a few hundred twitter posts published into a hardcover book of philosophical and political aphorisms. It's a best seller, too. A best seller which I bought, read, and am now writing a review about. Call me a sucker, or call me curious, just please don't call me a hero.

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47 reviews78 followers
September 8, 2022
Aphorisms Galore!

If for any literary fan, the country Lebanon brings to mind the tender, lyrical and mystical poet Khalil Gibran, we have another compatriot from Lebanon to remember for his scathing, caustic, intelligent and often cynical observations on our society. He is none other than Nicholas Nassim Taleb, the Lebanese American essayist and scholar whose main works focus on problems of randomness, probability and uncertainty.

His 2007 book “The Black Swan “was described in a review by Sunday Times as one of the twelve most influential books since World War II. For centuries, Europeans believed that all swans were white — until black swans were discovered in Australia. A possibly minor moment in ornithology, but one that for Nassim Nicholas Taleb perfectly illustrates how poorly our past experience of the world can prepare us for sudden, unexpected, epochal events. “The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable”, gave rise to a new name for these moments, both positive black swans (the rise of the Internet) and negative ones (the 9/11 attacks). Taleb has argued that much of the recent market turmoil has been due to the inability of financial risk models to account for such black swans.

Born in Lebanon, he weathered the first few years of the civil war in the late 1970s reading philosophy and mathematics -- from Plato to Poincaré -- in his family's basement. Taleb received his bachelor and master in science degrees from the University of Paris. He holds an MBA from the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania and a PhD in Management Science from the University of Paris . Taleb became a full-time scholar and essayist in 2006 , as a university professor. He is currently Distinguished Professor of Risk Engineering at Polytechnic Institute of New York University. His earlier books such as “Fooled by Randomness “ and “The Black Swan” made it clear to the world that Taleb is a first class thinker who can know, to paraphrase one his sayings, a priori what most can only learn a posteriori.

The above book titled “The Bed of Procrustes “ containing Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms is annoyingly brilliant. I am aware of no other intellect who can offer truisms in such an offensive, condescending, righteous, and elitist manner while also endearing, educating, enlightening, and inspiring. The one word that has always come to mind when I think of Nassim Taleb is arrogant but somehow one finds a sneaky pleasure in accepting his arrogance. He is observations concern superiority, wealth, suckerdom, academia, modernity, technology and the all-purpose, ignorant “they” who dare to doubt him.

“The Bed of Procrustes,” is intentionally harsh. As he reminds readers in a brief introduction, the Procrustes of Greek mythology was the cruel and ill-advised fool who stretched or shortened people to make them fit his inflexible bed. Mr. Taleb’s new book addresses the latter-day ways in which “we humans, facing limits of knowledge, and things we do not observe, the unseen and the unknown, resolve the tension by squeezing life and the world into crisp commoditized ideas, reductive categories, specific vocabularies, and prepackaged narratives, which, on the occasion, has explosive consequences.”

The book offers readers a robust insight into Taleb’s world view and process which is ultimately quite useful for those who seek to find a deeper understanding of the complex world we live in. It may not be surprising that this deeper understanding that Taleb possesses stems from a pursuit that is at odds with the modern, scientific, technological approach to knowledge, but is rooted in one’s ability to remove oneself from constraints, biases, artificial effort, and political and societal norms.

Taleb’s aphorisms manage to tell us how to generate ideas without thinking, achieve progress without working, and reveal mysteries without looking. His targets include fields which rely heavily on the idea that what we know is more robust than what we don’t (economics, medicine, academia), those which rely on popular acceptance to be considered influential (politics, journalism, literature) and all who are enslaved by a predictable existence. The aphorisms place a high premium on learning through opening oneself to the universe while knowing how to filter out the noise and avoiding the misidentification of signal. Importantly, many of Taleb’s saying properly identify error not as something that should be considered shameful or feared, but used as an asset from which we can gain insight.

The Bed of Procrustes will serve as a useful resource for those who see the power of short quotes to convey big ideas and those who wish to develop an approach towards understanding what is true before it slaps you in the face.

Here are some insightful samplers from the book:

“Usually, what we call a “good listener” is someone with skillfully polished indifference.”

“There is no intermediate state between ice and water but there is one between life and death: employment.”

“Hatred is much harder to fake than love. You hear of fake love; never of fake hate.”

“If your anger decreases with time, you did injustice; if it increases, you suffered injustice.”

“You will get the most attention from those who hate you. No friend, no admirer and no partner will flatter you with as much curiosity.”

“Games were created to give nonheroes the illusion of winning. In real life, you don’t know who really won or lost (except too late), but you can tell who is heroic and who is not.”

“Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love; close enough on the surface but, to the nonsucker, not exactly the same thing.”

“You remember e-mails you sent that were not answered better than e-mails you did not answer.”

“People reserve standard compliments for those who do not threaten their pride; the others they often praise by calling “arrogant.”

“If you lie to me, keep lying; don’t hurt me by suddenly telling the truth”

“True humility is when you can surprise yourself more than others; the rest is either shyness or good marketing.”

“Meditation is a way to be narcissistic without hurting anyone.”

“The calamity of the information age is that the toxicity of data increases much faster than its benefits.”

“The stock market, in brief: participants are calmly waiting in line to be slaughtered while thinking it is for a Broadway show."

“The weak shows his strength and hides his weaknesses; the magnificent exhibits his weaknesses like ornaments”

“Half the people lie with their lips; the other half with their tears.”

“If you know, in the morning, what your day looks like with any precision, you are a little bit dead—the more precision, the more dead you are.”


Mr. Taleb is so calculatedly abrasive in this smart, attention-grabbing little book that he achieves his main objective. “A good maxim,” he writes, “allows you to have the last word without even starting a conversation.”
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56 reviews
February 9, 2011
This book of aphorisms has an introduction, in which the myth of Procrustes is told, and concludes with an essay which begins, "The general theme of my work is the limitation of human knowledge." Both introduction and concluding essay strike me as special pleading. Aphorisms need no defending. They stand on their own, if they are good. Too often Taleb's aphorisms fail because they lack the necessary iron, fire, mystery. They seldom surprise. In this book, Taleb accepts the traditional concerns of the aphorist and contributes some few others particular to him. He has a special dislike for economists, for example. (Fair enough.) And nerds. (Aren't we all, to some extent, in this age of omnipresent digital technology and oppresive pop culture, nerds? Do people even use that term in a non-ironic way anymore?)

"Some people are only funny when they try to be serious." Well, yes, that happens sometimes, I suppose.

"The opposite of manliness isn't cowardice; it's technology." Should we remind Taleb that the hammer is an instance of technology?

"If someone gives you more than one reason why he wants the job, don't hire him." Let me get this straight: if someone has thought deeply about his qualifications for a job and finds himself suited to it in many ways; and he can articulate this to an interviewer, we should consider this sufficient reason for NOT giving him the job?

"No author should be considered as having failed until he starts teaching others about writing." The cliche that only lousy writers, 'failed writers', teach creative writing is easily refuted by the list of brilliant American writers who have, at one time, taught at American universities. Such nonsense.
We should also understand how difficult it is for writers to make enough money from their writing and laud them for putting a roof over their heads, providing food, shelter, clothing for their families and so forth.

"At a panel in Moscow, I watched the economist Edmund Phelps, who got the 'Nobel' (sic) for writings no one reads, theories no one uses, and lectures no one understands." This isn't even an aphorism. It's merely an expression of professional jealousy.


"Someone who says, I am busy" is either declaring incompetence (and lack of control of his his life) or trying to get rid of you." Or he's busy AND trying to get rid of you. (The incompetent is rarely busy.)

Of course, there are a few interesting aphorisms contained here, though they are few, far between, without enough weight to redeem.
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250 reviews104 followers
September 1, 2019
(نسیم نیکولاس طالب) یک دانشمند پرنفوذ است که چندین کتاب درباره ی تصادفي بودن و تاثیر آن بر زندگی انسانها نوشته است. یکی از آنها کتاب (تخت خواب پروکراستس) است که در قالب گزین گویه های فلسفی و عملی ارائه شده. نام این کتاب برگرفته از ماجرایی به شرح زیر است:

دیودور سیسیلی تاریخ نگار یونانی در کتاب «تاریخ جهان» آورده: پروکروستس در کنار جاده الئوسیس به آتن زندگی می کرد،رهگذران را به بهانه مهمان‌نوازی به خانه خود می‌برد و روی تختی می‌خواباند و اگر از طول تخت کوتاه تر بودند آن‌قدر آن ها را می کشید یا بدنشان را در روی سندان با چکش میکوبید تا هم طول تخت شوند و اگر بلند تر از تخت بودند از پاهایشان می‌برید تا به اندازه تخت شوند. تسئوس او را به همین شکل مجازات کرد و برای اینکه او را به اندازه تخت درآورد سربرید.

نسیم طالب معتقد است ما با عقل گرایی می خواهیم پدیده ها را به شکلی دراوریم که بتوانیم آنها را بفهمیم ، مثلا انسان و اخلاقیات را به گونه ای تغییر می دهیم و تعدیل می کنیم تا با تکنولوژی و نیازهای جامعه سازگار شود... یا در جایی دیگر می گوید:ما به جای تطبیق دادن مواد درسی با مغز دانش آموزان ، مغز دانش آموزان را برای تطبیق با برنامه ی درسی مدرسه، با دوا و درمان تغییر میدهیم... شبیه ماجرای تخت خواب پروکراستس...
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794 reviews303 followers
October 1, 2022
Written after The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable, which deals with unexpected and unexpectable life changing events, this book is made of aphorisms about the paradox of fitting everything in a certain individual's (or, quite often, society's) limited patterns and oppinions, instead of an unbiased vision of the real facts. Some highly interesting, some not so much, overall a good spend of my time.

Note on the Romanian edition from Curtea Veche publishing house, translated by Cornelia Dumitru: I found the translation poor, unnecessarily complicated, some of the aphorisms being easier to grasp in English (I searched for the original ones). I think that the moment one understands better an idea in a foreign language than in his/her native one, the translator pretty much failed.
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Author 88 books15k followers
July 6, 2012
I would have said it's incredibly unlikely that someone could put together a book of aphorisms during their lifetime that would be worth reading. It's probably fitting that Taleb could beat those odds. This book is theme around the myth of Procrustes--an ancient figure who would stretch or maim overnight guests so they could fit into his bed (instead of, you know, fitting the bed to them). It's kind of ironic that Taleb, coiner of the Narrative Fallacy, would put an overarching theme in a collection of saying, but if it works, it works. My favorite it probably his line about preoccupation with productivity being the obstacle to a poetic or robust life. He also has one that reminds me of the lyrics to Little Boxes. If you like books of aphorisms, try The moral sayings of Publius Syrus: A Roman slave. From the Latin (which I recommended here), Collected Maxims and Other Reflections (Oxford World's Classics) and of course, Meditations
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5,385 reviews789 followers
February 11, 2019
These aphorisms will give you a new perspective on the old issues we all have to deal with - a very good book on how to place problems in perspective.
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September 23, 2020
This had a few gems, but the author comes off as full of himself. He hates economists, journalists, nerds, academics, and Harvard professors. He thinks employment is slavery.
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466 reviews76 followers
May 23, 2019
كتاب قصير في عدد صفحاته لكن عميق في محتواه. المؤلف نسيم نقولا طالب لبناني الأصل، فرنسي التعليم، ويتنقل بين أمريكا وبريطانيا من خلال عمله سابقا كمحلل اقتصادي وحاليا كمؤلف وأستاذ جامعي. يلخص الكتاب عدد من الأفكار الفلسفية المقدمة على هيئة مقولات قصيرة ومعظمها يدور حول فكرة سرير بروكرستيز وهو قاطع طريق أغريقي كان يخطف المسافر فيقدم له عشاء دسم ثم يرقده على سرير .. فإذا كان طول الضيف أطول من السرير يقوم بقطع رجليه، وإذا كان الضيف أقصر من السرير يقوم بربط الرجل ويشد قدميه بقوة. واستخدم المؤلف هذه القصة كناية عن قيام العلماء والباحثين بقص المعرفة وتحجيمها في قوالب غير ملائمة وبالتالي تفقد هذه المعرفة قيمتها وتكون مشوهة .. الفكرة أعمق من ذلك ولكن اترك المجال للقاريء كي يطلع على معناها من خلال الاقتباسات التالية ..



"The most painful moments are not those you spend with uninteresting people; rather, they are those spent with uninteresting people trying hard to be interesting…"

Hatred is much harder to fake than love. You hear of fake love; never heard of fake hate.


You don't become completely free by just avoiding to be a slave, you also need to avoid becoming a master.

Karl Marx, a visionary, figured out that you can control a slave much better by convincing him he is an employee.


The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.

You notice you have influence when people start noticing your absence more than the presence of others.
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February 18, 2017
In his earlier books about randomness, Taleb had shown glimpses of his uncompromising attitude towards his critics and his contempt for people who had made and lost millions on the stock market. But it was mixed with all the good stuff. Unfortunately, in this book, we only see his complexes revealed.

This book is unforgivable. It does contain some useful pearls of wisdom, but they are rare and surrounded by prejudices, attacks, snobbery and ignorance. The author has no sense of what happiness and wisdom really is, and instead attributes false motives to everyone and everything. A curmudgeon, Taleb attacks technological progress, economists, professional sportsmen, 9-to-5 employees and anything that does not meet his idea of a “magnificent great person”. He often berates “fools” and praises the “wise”, leaving no one in any doubt about who he thinks should be treated as wise. It is really sad, actually. Taleb has a lot of good ideas, but instead of spending his time explaining and educating others, he assumes a martyr personality who is apparently persecuted by the world.

What I would say to Taleb is “Grow up. Have the courage of your convictions. Stop being judgmental. Be happier.”
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311 reviews309 followers
April 30, 2011
Taleb is fascinating. How does a guy who relentlessly attacks the credibility of economists and academics get invited to speak in front of them so often? He's utterly arrogant and abrasive, yet he has a certain appeal that is difficult to explain. Part of it undoubtedly stems from his main idea that revolves around "how we deal, and should deal, with what we don't know." It is interesting and applicable to so many aspects of life; investing, politics, literature, philosophy and more and since it is, by his own admission, all he talks about, it makes him really interesting to listen to.

A lot of his aphorisms deal with what it takes to be clever, witty, magnificent, generous, erudite and humble, himself being the implied example for each of these. Through his arrogance though, there seems to be a certain insecurity about him. He constantly criticizes people who are not like him (anyone who works out in gyms or uses technology heavily, all economists, people who are over 30 and still employed or not wealthy etc.) while justifying his own lifestyle. His wisdom often feels more like a recipe for how to live like Taleb rather than any transcendental truth. Still, there are plenty of good ones, for example:

"There is no intermediate state between ice and water but there is one between life and death: employment"

"You don't become completely free just by avoiding to be a slave; you also need to avoid becoming a master."

"There are two types of people: those who try to win and those who try to win arguments. They are never the same."

"Every social association that is not face to face is injurious to your health."

"Randomness is indistinguishable from complicated, undetected, and undetectable order; but order itself is indistinguishable from artful randomness."

"They agree that chess training only improves chess skills but disagree that classroom training (almost) only improves classroom skills."

So some are good, pithy, insightful etc.; what an aphorism should be, and while the book is worth reading, it's pretty hit or miss, far from the master of the aphorism, Nicolás Gómez Dávila.
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173 reviews137 followers
September 20, 2015
This was a book having a Postface instead of a Preface.. A beautiful book full of Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms.
The story of 'The Bed of Procrustes' (a Greek myth) is metaphorized in every aphorism in this book.

We humans, facing limits of knowledge, and things do not observe, the unseen and the unknown, resolve the tension by squeezing life and the world into crisp commoditized ideas, reductive categories, specific vocabularies, and prepackaged narratives, which, on the occasion, has explosive consequences.
Our minds are not good at handling non-anecdotal and tend to be swayed by vivid imagery, making the media distort our view of the world.

The book was different and great as the Aphorisms are one of the earliest literary forms, there were various various philosophies of Taleb's own and various others so there was some controversial parts.. but it's OK.
I recommend it.
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688 reviews500 followers
January 8, 2020
So many aphorisms, so little time!

This would make a great little coffee table book, or something to occasionally pull out and flip through.

“Half of the people lie with their lips; the other half with their tears.”

“Meditation is a way to be narcissistic without hurting anyone.”

“You know you have influence when people start noticing your absence more than the presence of others.”
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51 reviews3,610 followers
December 31, 2020
Patul lui Procust este o carte de aforisme. E parte din Incerto, seria de cinci volume pe care Taleb le-a publicat din 2010 până în 2018, când a apărut și ediția de lux cu toate cele cinci cărți. La noi s-au tradus, pe lângă Patul lui Procust, Lebăda neagră, Antifragil și Când pielea ta e în joc, la Curtea Veche. Lebăda neagră și Antifragil am recomandat la podcast, acum vreo doi ani, când am început această nebunie numită Vocea nației, care mi-a ordonat programul de lecturi și de ascultat muzică și m-a făcut un om măcar mai bun, dacă nu și ceva mai înțelept. Iar pentru asta am a vă mulțumi vouă. Când pielea ta e în joc nu am apucat să o citesc.
E, spre deosebire de celelalte cărți ale lui Taleb, Patul lui Procust se citește foarte ușor, adică o dați gata fără probleme într-o după-amiază în care vreți să și râdeți. Problema e că multe dintre aforisme merită un pic de timp de gândire. Chiar dacă unele sunt absolut cretine ori sunt eu prea prost să le înțeleg (Opusul bărbăției nu este lașitatea, ci tehnologia), multe sunt amuzante (Să-i ceri științei să-ți explice viața și problemele legate de ea este același lucru cu a-i cere unui specialist în gramatică să explice poezia), iar altele sunt superbe (Cele mai nocive trei dependențe: de heroină, carbohidrați și de un salariu lunar.)
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August 3, 2020
شاید نوشتن این چند خط برای منی که هیچ‌وقت نمی‌توانم مخاطب گزین‌گویه‌ها باشم اصلاً لازم نباشد. بعد از هر جمله منتظرم که نویسنده پاسخ به «چرا»یم را بدهد، تا این که رسیدم به آخر کتاب که طالب گفت: «بهترین تعریف من از آدم خنگ کسی است که از شما می‌خواهد یک جمله‌ی قصار را برایش شرح دهید» (ص ۱۸۴). خب ... لااقل طالب تکلیف ما را روشن کرد!

نویسنده به دنبال چیست؟ در این کتاب دانشگاهیان، اقتصاددانان و روزنامه‌نگاران و شاید خیلی‌های دیگر آدم‌های بی‌فایده‌ای پنداشته می‌شوند: «دلیل اصلی رفتن به دانشگاه این است که بیاموزیم چگونه مثل یک استاد فکر نکنیم» (ص ۳۶). من در مدعای طالب چون‌وچرا نمی‌کنم. به فرض که همه‌ی این‌ها بیخودند. حال چه کنیم؟ دورشان بندازیم؟ خب انداختیم. بعدش؟ آتش‌نشان‌ها را رئیس‌جمهور کنیم؟
ترجمه‌ی کتاب روان و راحت بود و مشکلی نداشت. ظاهراً نشر دیگری نیز این کتاب را منتشر کرده که به گفته‌ی یکی از کاربران همین گودریدز ترجمه‌ی افتضاحی بوده. مثالی که آورده بود جداً خنده‌آور بود!

باری، اگر اهل خنگ‌بازی نیستید و دل‌تان گزین‌گویه می‌خواهد، در این کتاب به حد کافی پیدا می‌کنید.

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- «آموزش، دانا را کمی داناتر می‌کند، ولی ابله را بی‌نهایت خطرناک». شما هم عطسه‌ی فاشیسم را شنیدید یا فقط من توهم زدم؟ چه کسی بلاهت را باید تشخیص دهد؟ باید جلوی ابله را گرفت که آموزش نبیند؟ البته چون‌وچرا ظاهراً به دلیل خنگی است اما نمی‌توانم مقابلش بایستم.
- «بین یخ و آب هیچ حالت میانه‌ای نیست، ولی بین زندگی و مرگ چرا: کارمند بودن».
- «آنچه اغلب آن را تواضع می‌نامند، تکبری است که به شکل موفقیت‌آمیزی تغییر قیافه داده است».
- «نالیدن و شکوه تو را از غم و ناراحتی رها نمی‌کند. بیش‌تر ضعف تو را نشان می‌دهد».
Profile Image for Brian.
51 reviews16 followers
December 5, 2012
A rare book. It probably has the highest usefulness to character ratio of any book I've found. Not to say that it's super useful, but it is very short.

The book is the equivalent of poring over Taleb's blog and twitter account for the past 10 years and picking out the stuff that is worth sharing. I can imagine the author's notebook that he kept witty and interesting-to-him stuff marked up, over and over, front and back of every page and margin. I think it would be interesting to read the notes and editor's remarks for this book, if I had the time.

As it is, you get a few hundred aphorisms. The author picked them all with the likely purpose to share wisdom with the world, but I suspect with the practical, and likely hopeless, hope to reduce the number of idiots that he has to deal with on a personal level. As such, about 50% are only applicable to Taleb, 30% are wrong, 10% are funny, 25% are right, and 10% are useful and 5% are wisdom. I'm not sure which ones though.

It's rare to peek into the mind of someone you respect and are interested in. This book probably gives more of a sense of the person than his actual printed work. And it's quicker than the impossible task of sitting down with an author for hours (where I'm sure I wouldn't be a good enough interviewer to actually find out what I want to know anyway). I kept wondering why Taleb wrote this. I almost think it's a Last Starfighter-like test to find a woman somewhere in the world who will, after reading this, understand him well enough to flatter him so well that he won't know he is being flattered.

I think I would like if all the great essayists were able to write something like this once every decade. But then I have no way of filtering out all the versions that should be ignored. There are probably a ton of these locked away in practical, wise and intelligent men's desks but they have no reason to share with the world.

Aside from all the curiosity that is sated, this book overall is useful and helpful. You don't get too many books that help you work through life and you definitely don't get many that clock in under 100 pages and are full of tweet-length aphorisms. Although you could read the entire thing in 15 minutes if you were in a race, this is something that you will read in 30 minutes 100 times over and over.

My favorite line is "If my detractors knew me better they would hate me even more."
128 reviews154 followers
September 10, 2014
Nassim Taleb is definitely not the sort I'd like to get to know personally as I don't agree with about half of his life philosophies. However, in my best Voltaire voice, while I disapprove of what he says, I will defend to the death his right to print it in books and make millions off them. As with such collections, there is a mix of some fantastic and deep aphorisms while there were also a few that made me go 'meh'. Overall though, once you overcome the fact that he keeps calling everyone incompetent and an idiot to boot, it is a fun enough read.

I should also mention that reading a book of aphorisms from a contemporary is a bit unsettling. When we read such quotes and aphorisms about life and debunking modernity and moral wisdom, more often than not they'd be by ages old philosophers or from literature. Here we have a contemporary spewing standalone quotes ripping though our own lives and times.

In the great tension between rationalism (how we would like things to be so they make sense to us) and empiricism (how things are), we have been blaming the world for not fitting the beds of “rational” models, have tried to change humans to fit technology, fudged our ethics to fit our needs for employment, asked economic life to fit the theories of economists, and asked human life to squeeze into some narrative.
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199 reviews
May 3, 2022
“An idea starts to be interesting when you get scared of taking it to its logical conclusion.”

“If you know, in the morning, what your day looks like with any precision, you are a little bit dead—the more precision, the more dead you are”

“In science you need to understand the world; in business you need others to misunderstand it.”

“Economics cannot digest the idea that the collective (and the aggregate) are disproportionately less predictable than individuals.”

“Procrastination is the soul rebelling against entrapment.”

““The source of the tragic in history is in mistaking someone else’s unconditional for conditional—and the reverse.”

““The sacred is all about unconditionals; the profane is all about conditionals”

“Nobody wants to be perfectly transparent; not to others, certainly not to himself.”

“Most of what they call humility is successfully disguised arrogance.”

“When she shouts that what you did was unforgivable, she has already started to forgive you.”

“In most debates, people seem to be trying to convince one another; but all they can hope for is new arguments to convince themselves.”

“You never win an argument until they attack your person.”

“The test of whether you really liked a book is if you reread it (and how many times); the test of whether you really liked someone’s company is if you are ready to meet him again and again—the rest is spin, or that variety of sentiment now called self-esteem”

“Usually, what we call a “good listener” is someone with skillfully polished indifference.”

““You remember emails you sent that were not answered better than emails that you did not answer.”

““Friendship that ends was never one; there was at least one sucker in it.”

““Wisdom in the young is as unattractive as frivolity in the elderly.”

““Some people are only funny when they try to be serious.”

““It is difficult to stop the impulse to reveal secrets in conversation, as if information had the desire to live ”

““You exist if and only if you are free to do things without a visible objective, with no justification and, above all, outside the dictatorship of someone else’s narrative.”

““I went to a happiness conference; researchers looked very unhappy”

““Decline starts with the replacement of dreams with memories and ends with the replacement of memories with other memories.”

““You want to avoid being disliked without being envied or admired.”

““You are rich if and only if money you refuse tastes better than money you accept.”

““For most, success is the harmful passage from the camp of the hating to the camp of the hated.”

““To see if you like where you are, without the chains of dependence, check if you are as happy returning as you were leaving.”

““The Web is an unhealthy place for someone hungry for attention.”

��“It is as difficult to change someone’s opinions as it is to change his tastes.”

“Over the long term, you are more likely to fool yourself than others.”

“People usually apologize so they can do it again”

“It is those who use others who are the most upset when someone uses them.”

“Every social association that is not face-to-face is injurious to your health.”

“We unwittingly amplify commonalities with friends, dissimilarities with strangers, and contrasts with enemies.”

“Unless we manipulate our surroundings, we have as little control over what and whom we think about as we do over the muscles of our hearts.”

“The calamity of the information age is that the toxicity of data increases much faster than its benefits.”

“Most people need to wait for another person to say “this is beautiful art” to say “this is beautiful art”; some need to wait for two or more”

“Wit seduces by signalling intelligence without nerdiness”

“If you find any reason why you and someone are friends, you are not friends”

“Life’s beauty: the kindest act toward you in your life may come from an outsider not interested in reciprocation”

“We are most motivated to help those who need us the least.”

“Weak men act to satisfy their needs, stronger men their duties”

“Just as dyed hair makes older men less attractive, it is what you do to hide your weaknesses that makes them repugnant.”

“Robust is when you care more about the few who like your work than the multitude who dislike it (artists); fragile when you care more about the few who dislike your work than the multitude who like it (politicians)”

“It takes extraordinary wisdom and self-control to accept that many things have a logic we do not understand that is smarter than our own”

“To become a philosopher, start by walking very slowly.”

“To be a philosopher is to know through long walks, by reasoning, and reasoning only, a priori, what others can only potentially learn from their mistakes, crises, accidents, and bankruptcies—that is, a posteriori.”

“Conscious ignorance, if you can practice it, expands your world; it can make things infinite.”

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432 reviews20 followers
January 8, 2015
The Bed of Procrustes was a collection of aphorisms from Taleb that should be read several times before commenting on their insights. (Unfortunately, I am presenting a review after only a single reading, so readers should take my initial review with a grain of salt) Several inserts from Taleb focus on his criticism of the study of economic, impact of modernity and religion/traditionalism.
It appears that the author does not hold value in the economist or intelligence associated with its modern academic pursuit. Taleb addresses modernity as a list of comments on the harmful effects of standard 9-5 work based cultures and the harmful effects of the current academic system on the pursuits of learning. Most of his insights seem to warn against the dependence of technology and support a simplistic stoic life.

I believe this is a great book to have on your desk at the office as a reminder of what it takes to live a ‘life worth living’ in ancient Platonic times. A person seeking wisdom should have at least two books of philosophical reflections on their desk to allow for times or quiet reflection and personal realignment. Meditation and reflection are possibly the only resource we have to combat a loss of consistent core values in a complex ever changing technological age.

The irony is not lost that I submit an online review on a book that questions our dependency on technology.
Profile Image for Saeed Ramazany.
Author 1 book75 followers
August 24, 2018
از کتابایی که ذره ذره باید خوند. مجموعه‌ای جملات کوتاه نسیم طالب که موقع خوندن بعضی یه «آها!» میگین، بعضی یه لبخند میاره رو لبتون و بعضی یه ایده‌ی جدید در مورد زندگی و نگاه به کسب‌وکارها و ابعاد متنوع زنده موندن.
Profile Image for Anca.
101 reviews112 followers
February 16, 2016
The Bed of Procrustes is a beautiful collection of aphorisms, best absorbed if already familiar with Nassim Nicholas Taleb through some of his other books. They all touch upon uncertainty and the limitations of knowledge (and the qualities of the unknown) but this one is special. This is the treat, the one you'll want to read over and over and ponder. While there is little to ponder in Fooled by Randomness: The Hidden Role of Chance in Life and in the Markets (it is either true - hence, to be absorbed, assimilated and other forms of literary osmosis - or untrue - therefore discarded and granted a one star rating on Goodreads) because of it's discourse (it's pretty scientific, with propositions and arguments), Bed of Procrustes is more akin to a painting or poetry: you sometimes have the nagging feeling that maybe you didn't "get it".
Profile Image for Yousif Al Zeera.
249 reviews84 followers
October 20, 2018
This book is different than Nassim's other books. Aphorisms with a philosophical touch. Suitable for light reading, taking you through a journey of epistemology, ontology, aesthetics, ethics, fragility, ludic fallacy & domain dependence to the sacred & the profane, chance & probability, randomness and happiness. It revolves around an interesting theme, "The Bed of Procrustes" (Wikipedia: In Greek mythology, Procrustes or "the stretcher who hammers out the metal" was a rogue smith and bandit from Attica who attacked people by stretching them or cutting off their legs, so as to force them to fit the size of an iron bed).

I quote one of his aphorisms: "They agree that chess training only improves chess skills but disagree that classroom training (almost) only improves classroom skills".

Nassim wants to say that, more often than not, our approach in tackling issues and solving them is the way Procrustes solved things (by molding and shaping people's legs instead of adjusting the bed) and the way Nassim likes to say it is through these aphorisms (with no explanation) as he would like your mind to wander and ponder on them.
Profile Image for Vagabond of Letters, DLitt.
594 reviews319 followers
March 24, 2018
****

I averaged about two highlights per page in this weird little book of econo-philosophico-theologico-amoro-logico-legico (anti-)wisdom, and that's enough of a recommendation in itself.

The author entitles the book 'Incerto 3', 'incerto' meaning the 'unpredictable' or 'random', cognate to English 'uncertain'. So, yes, the book is about as coherent as my neologized, pretend field of study invented up above. It's a book of sayings, of disjointed thoughts - some trite and some profound - on everything from markets to Gregory Palamas and apophatic theology and love. It kind of reminds me of a more erudite, less saccharine, wider-ranging version of 'I Wrote This For You', but sans schtick and photographs.

At the very least it's worth it for a quarter's supply of Facebook statuses or tweets. Taleb strikes again.
Profile Image for Tom Stamper.
622 reviews31 followers
April 16, 2022
This book of aphorisms is best absorbed little by little and day by day the way one would read Marcus Aurelius. Not all are going to land on each reader, but the ones that evoke thought need to be stopped and analyzed. The two that stuck with me in paraphrase are:

Never hire someone that gives you more than one reason they want the job.

If someone asks you how to solve a particular problem, rather than tell them how you would do it, tell them how you wouldn't do it.
Profile Image for Nirav Savaliya.
35 reviews27 followers
August 10, 2015
A Book full of thought provoking aphorisms, makes you think more and more on all the random activities (which you think are random but to some extent aren't!) that takes place around you everyday. This book changes how you look at people, government, organizations in a completely different way. Absolutely amazing finale, explains you why this book is called "The Bed of Procrustes" and why it matters!

Some of his ideas are quiet contradictory with mine and at some point I realized that he thinks he's the only person with traits like erudition, elegance and courage.
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1,036 reviews996 followers
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December 31, 2020
It's not a typical book I'd read end-to-end. It doesn't address any single problem, doesn't cover a particular thesis, and doesn't try to answer some important question. It's just a collection of 'Talebesque' aphorisms - something you probe, taste, digest, 'thing through'. Some are controversial (the NNT way ;>), some are philosophical, some are aimed to be discussion-starters. In general, it's decent food for thought, especially if you have someone interested to discuss it with.

Profile Image for Berk  Gurhan.
12 reviews1 follower
February 16, 2015
Taleb wants us to revel in his bombastic philosophical high mindedness more than give the reader something palpable to meditate on. Lucky its a breezy read - if you can ignore his sheer pomposity that is.
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