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948 pages, Paperback
First published November 7, 2013
Because the truth is, fiction is one of the most effective time travel machines in the universe and always has been.
—p.ix
Ultimately, though, there is only one base ingredient that everything in this book absolutely has in common: they are all damn good stories by damn good storytellers.
—p.xii
"But men and women, women and men, together—love—It is always very strange. Nothing you know ever prepares you. Ever."
—p.49
"Oh, how I pine for the pain of the past!"In just one sentence, Werther's lament perfectly sums up this ornate and dissolute novelette. The universe does not allow certainty about the future to pollute the past.
—p.85
He still can't say it felt good, but it felt right.
—p.146
This guy was going to get his head cut off by some old-timey king, y'see, so he pipes up and tells the king that if he's given a year, he'll teach the king's horse to talk. The king likes this idea, for some reason, maybe he's a Mister Ed fan, I dunno, but he gives the guy a year. And afterwards, this guy's friends say, hey, what is this, you can't get no horse to talk. So the guy says, well, I got a year now, that's a long time, all kinds of things could happen. Maybe the king will die. Maybe I'll die. Maybe the horse will die. Or maybe the horse will talk.
—p.321
"Like there aren't already enough goddamn asshole creeps who can't travel through time."A sly vignette—in a way, this one's the flipside of "Vintage Season."
—p.328
"Of course I'm not serious, but we don't want the mortals to know that."Science fiction, Gold Rush style—stink and all...
—p.382