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384 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1990
"Not criminals: outlaws."
—Smiling Jack, p.11
Nobody answered Daniel's knock. He knocked louder, and when there was still no answer he opened the door and called, "Hello?"
When a voice squawked "What?" he went in. Wild Bill Weber was sitting cross-legged and naked on the floor, slowly and methodically hitting himself between the eyes with a large rubber mallet. "Pleased to meet you, Daniel," Wild Bill said, continuing the rhythmic mallet blows. "I'm Bill Weber. We'll be working together."
"You're my teacher?" Daniel said, not so much incredulous as nervously perplexed.
Wild Bill threw the mallet at Daniel's head.
Ducking, Daniel heard the mallet whiz by his ear and hit the wall with a dull thock, the wooden handle clattering as it rebounded across the floor. He started to pick it up and hurl it back, but instead turned on Wild Bill and demanded, "Why did you do that? What are you doing?"
Wild Bill was watching carefully. After a moment he said, "Daniel, let's get it clear right from the jump: I'm the teacher. I work on the questions; you work on the answers. So you tell me why I chucked my brain-tuner at you."
"I don't know," Daniel said. "No idea."
"Good," Wild Bill nodded. "That's the right answer. But from now on there are no right or wrong answers."
"I'm not following this at all," Daniel admitted.
"You probably won't for about a year, so just relax and do what I tell you and maybe we can both get through without much damage."
—pp.76-77
That night Wild Bill surprised him again.
"Three holy men were traveling together. One was an Indian yoga {sic}, one a Sufi dervish, one a Zen monk. In the course of their journey, they came to a small river. There had been a bridge, but it had washed out in the winter flood. 'Let me show you two how to cross a river,' the yogi said—and damned if he didn't walk across it, right on top of the water. 'No, no, that's not the way,' the dervish said. 'Let me show you guys.' He starts whirling in a circle, faster and faster until he's a blur of concentrated energy and all of a sudden—bam!—he leaps across to the other side. The Zen monk stood there shaking his head. 'You fools,' he said, 'this is how to cross the river.' And with that, he hiked up his robes and, feeling his way carefully, waded across."
Daniel waited.
"Now the night's question is this: What's the point of that story?"
Daniel said without hesitation, "The river."
—pp.82-83
"A national government is bad enough, but this administration is the largest collection of scoundrels and morons in recent memory, perhaps ever. I wouldn't even guess what they might do."And this was before Dubya, much less #45.
—Volta, p.208
"When a magician rolls up his sleeves, it should arouse your suspicions, not lull them."
—Volta again, p.211
The boys, to a man, rode fast and hard with some fancy tricks thrown in, like hanging on the side and shooting across the saddle. The boys were full of bravado and purpose. Daniel loved them. But he loved the little girls even more. They rode with a quiet and stately abandon, eyes closed, the wind blowing their hair out behind them, taking on the power of the golden palomino but not confusing it with their own. He wondered what the little girls imagined as they rode, where they were going, how far away. He wanted to gather them all, boys and girls together, gather them all into his arms and carry them somewhere safe from the slaughter of time and change.
—p.318
"In the long run, I come out of your pocket when you're asleep at night and tell you all the good ways to be bad."
—DJ, p.203
Los forajidos sólo hacen el mal cuando creen que está bien; los delincuentes sólo creen que hacen el bien cuando hacen el mal. (35)
Caminar desnudo bajo la lluvia de primavera es uno de los mayores placeres espirituales al alcance de las criaturas humanas. (48)
Simplemente recuerda que si juegas a la ruleta rusa, una recámara cargada entre seis, un diecisiete por ciento de las veces estarás muerto. (225)
-He oído a Wild Bill afirmar más de una vez que "anarquista alemán" es una gran contradicción. Que lo más que te puedes encontrar es un bautista hegeliano. (285)
-Señora, puedo ser quien quiera ser, siempre y cuando sepa quién soy. (512)
-¿Qué me dices, Volt? Venga, vamos a ponernos hasta el culo y a llenarnos de desesperación sentimental, y finalmente concluir que la vida, a pesar de tanto desengaño y tanto grito angustiado, vale cada latido y cada aliento. (428)