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336 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1997
I’d like to bite my paintings, but I can’t because there’s lead in the paint. Which means I’m kind of chicken.
One time I used some hair remover to remove all the fur from a mouse to see what it looked like – and it looked beautiful.
It was so fantastic. And I had my paper route! And soy beans. I was really into soy beans then. They’re very hard to digest – I wouldn’t recommend them, really!
I was building sheds, and whenever you can build a shed, you’ve got it made.
No, the burning nipples weren’t in the script . . . the actress told me this trick, and I said, 'You gotta do that, and I’ll tell you where.'
I was with the engineer, Arty Polhemus, and I was laughing so hard that something exploded. It was like a light bulb blew up in my stomach, and that was the end of my stomach wall.
Well, I had ants in my kitchen; they were sugar ants, but they were coming in for water. So I made a small human head of cheese and turkey and encased it in clay, and mounted it on a small coat hanger.