Going Postal
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Arch-swindler Moist von Lipwig never believed his crimes were hanging offenses, until he found himself with a noose around his neck, dropping through a trap door, and falling into...a government job? Getting the moribund Postal Service up and running again, however, may be an impossible task. Worse, the new Postmaster could swear the mail is talking to him. Worst of all, it means taking on the gargantuan, money-hungry Grand Trunk clacks communication monopoly and its bloodthirsty piratical head, Mr. Reacher Gilt.

But it says on the building 'Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Glo m of Ni t'.... Inspiring words (admittedly, some of the bronze letters have been stolen), and for once in his wretched life Moist is going to fight. And if the bold and impossible are what's called for, he'll do it; to move the mail, continue breathing, get the girl, and deliver that invaluable commodity that everyone requires: hope.

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Listening Length 11 hours and 23 minutes
Author Terry Pratchett
Narrator Stephen Briggs
Whispersync for Voice Ready
Audible.com Release Date January 31, 2005
Publisher HarperAudio
Program Type Audiobook
Version Unabridged
Language English
ASIN B0007OP2ZC
Best Sellers Rank #10,477 in Audible Books & Originals (See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals)
#232 in Classic Literature
#823 in Classic Literature & Fiction
#1,700 in Fantasy (Audible Books & Originals)

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Reviewed in the United States on October 1, 2014
Moist Von Lipwig is the name of the main character in this 33rd Novel of the Discworld series. That pretty much sets the stage for everything else. Grab hold of your hat and hang on for the ride.

Moist is a talented and clever conman who has had a very successful criminal career on a sort of "middling" level. That is to say, he's a step up from pickpocket but a step down from the clowns running multinational corporations. He's spent a vast majority of his life playing alter egos that suit his various (and less than altruistic) endeavors. So much so, that you realize a fair way through, that the man does not really know himself. He's been so busy playing make-believe in order to earn a fast buck that he really hasn't ever figured out who he really is or what he cares about. And in that, we see the true genius of Terry Prachett's writing. The story of the protagonist is a redemptive tale that is wrapped up in the polka dotted humor and witticism of a very clever satirist. We manage to care very deeply for Moist and his struggles, which are both outward and inward.

The story primarily centers around the city of Ankh-Morpork and its communications system. The book opens with the protagonist being saved from death, by a benevolent tyrant--the city patrician--Lord Vetinari. Although Vetinari is a dictator, he seems to be shrewd enough to care about the well-being of his citizens. Vetinari has identified a troubling problem with the mode of communication in the city; in which the majority of the story takes place. Swift communications between the citizenry are being conducted through a privately run utility known as the "Clacks," which is basically a system of visual telegraph towers (semaphores) that translate messages across distances using coding. Apparently, the Clacks system was "legally" taken over through a series of questionable financial maneuvers by a collective of investors known as "The Grand Trunk" who are headed by Reacher Gilt (a min of ill repute--and probably a pirate to boot!). Since the takeover, fees have gone up and service has gone down. Vetinari attempts to correct the situation by talking to The Grand Trunk and is rebuked for his efforts. The problem is that the Clacks are now the only game in town and everyone relies on them exclusively to get things done. Too big to fail....

So Vetinari schemes to even the playing field by resurrecting the ancient, defunct postal system. To do this, he conscripts our protagonist. Moist agrees to go along with the plan for appearances, until he can bide his time and figure a way to escape and return to his old scamming ways. However, the endearing, odd ball cast of characters which Moist encounters while working in and around the post office slowly start to wear him down and he develops an interest in things beyond his own selfish needs.

The cast of characters that Prachett dreams up are brilliant and memorable. Whether it's the fire-eyed Golem parole officer who must keep tabs on the protagonist; the old-guard of anal-retentive postal workers; the slick zombie-faced lawyer; the mostly-sane former Clacks workers turned code-crackers and rabble rousers; the boisterous and bumbling stuffy-robed wizards of the Unseen University; the sulking and skulking Igor butler henchman; the disturbing pigeon-eating banshee; or the chain-smoking golem-rights activist/love interest--you fall in love with them all. Everyone comes alive. An unforgettable cast. Sometimes there are heartfelt moments of kind and generous acts, other times you revel in the satire that floods through the streets of Ankh-Morpork. Everyone is a character and a caricature and always faintly familiar.

Moist is quick-witted and all to willing to up the stakes. A bad habit from his scheming days, but it serves him well in his new career as postman as he finds himself pitted against the biggest conman of them all--the head of the Clacks--Reacher Gilt. This is where we see real character growth as Moist is both awed and repulsed by the story's chief antagonist. He is facing a distorted and much crueler mirror image of himself in dealing with Gilt. The more he learns, the more he is intrigued, and the more he is distressed. Upon meeting a truly great connoisseur of the trade (i.e. master conman) in Gilt, he sees that it is not so great a thing to aspire to. Then he questions himself and the life he has led and he wonders if there is much difference between him and Gilt. This is great character growth and the stuff of good story making.

Another great thing in this book is the inherit magic of the post office (A decidedly untraditional magical reagent). But Pratchett's description of the place--even in its pigeon-dropping-covered-piles-of-old-letters--have all the intrigue and captivation of a haunted castle. A wonderfully original setting.

Other commentators have pointed out how well Pratchett does with word-play (even the title of the book lends itself to this). They also point out how you don't get tired of it. It's true. This book has many levels of humor from word-puns to deep satire pointing out the absurdities that are abundant in a capitalistic society. The Clacks system and The Grand Trunk have innumerable alliterations to phone companies and investment banking. Indeed, this book was written before the recent financial crisis that raked the world's economies and is disturbingly prescient in many of its aphorisms. He makes you think as well as entertains you (as truly great authors do!).

Prachett really hits the spot. He is refreshingly funny and a good storyteller. The world can be a very awful place sometimes, when you look at all the problems one can suffer through during a lifetime. Yet, it is books like this one that help to put all the grim things in their proper place of absurdity.

Podcast: If you enjoy my review (or this topic) this book and the movie based on it were further discussed/debated in a lively discussion on my podcast: "No Deodorant In Outer Space". The podcast is available on iTunes or our website.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2023
How delightful,but then all pratchets books are a delight. I do wish he had finished the romance between the main characters but perhaps it's better if we make up our own ending, as varied as our imaginations can make them.
Reviewed in the United States on June 27, 2016
Pratchett never fails to amaze me with the breadth of his ability to create characters that live and breathe in their own way. After falling in love with the paradoxically humane and ethical character of Death, I immediately moved onto the street-smart, doggedly decent Sam Vimes of the City Watch, and was hooked. The hero of this book, Moist Von Lipwig, adds a brilliant and charming rogue to the cast, with the same depth of personality and fine touch for compassionate humanity that Pratchett delivers in all of his work. You can read this book on its own and be well satisfied, but reading the other Discworld books reveals a depth to the background that will reward you when you see that cameos of other characters - cigar-chomping Commander Vimes; the more or less benevolent tyrant of Ankh-Morpork, Havelock Vetinari; Angua Von Uberwald, the city watch's first female (and werewolf) constable, and all the rest,

If I were to suggest the first book for someone dipping their toe into the Discworld, I would be hard pressed to find a better choice than Going Postal. Humor, drama, thrills, and insight - it's the whole package.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2024
The term “going postal” is very fitting for this book. Throughout the majority of the book I wondered if indeed, the author had gone postal when writing it…the odd names, majorly quirky storyline, and ludicrousness of it all. Overall a fun read and interesting dive into a new genre.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2024
Quality book. Bought we gift. Would buy from this seller again. Thank you
Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2004
Pratchett is back and doing what he's best at: creating detailed and facinating characters to populate his world.

So you send a businessman to get the old post office running again. He dies in an accident. You send another one. He dies in an accident. You send another one. Another accident. You send a deadly trained assassin disguised as a businessman. Another accident. Well now what?

In this book, we follow the Patrician's next attempt: an unwilling master thief living on borrowed time and a 2000 pound tireless golem that serves both as bodyguard and parole officer (to make sure the master thief fixes the post officer rather than, for example, running away to another continent).

The story takes place in Ankh-Morpork. There are appearences by some discworld regulars but mostly this is a tale with all new characters, possibly Pratchett's best yet, and that's saying a lot. The story is great and the humor is classic Pratchett. Easily 5 stars.

As for the "stand-alone" value, you'll be a bit better off if you're already familar with Discworld but if you've never read a Discworld book you shouldn't have any trouble, since all the major players are new anyway (although I personally suggest "Guards! Guards!" as the first Discworld book to read).
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Reviewed in the United States on June 13, 2023
Pratchett is a master to come with crazy cliffhangers and memorable characters. Combine both and you have a good story. Then sprinkle a bit of sarcarm, well... make that a LOT of sarcasm, and more like stuffed than just sprinkled, and you have a great story!

You might like the book even more if you work for old and decrepit companies or recently acquired startups. I highly recommend you join their ranks now, so you can appreciate the book properly.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 5, 2022
I love everything Terry Pratchett has written (that I've read so far) and this is my favorite novel of the bunch. It's ridiculously funny, the characters are lovable, the plot is complex, the wisdom is deep, the metaphors are clever, and I couldn't put it down. I loved every page. I will read this over and over.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A joy to read
Reviewed in Canada on November 29, 2021
Another worthy work of words written well with wit and wisdom. Quite enjoyable, certainly sarcastic, and quite satisfying, certainly recommend
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Tom A.
5.0 out of 5 stars A fun book
Reviewed in Sweden on January 27, 2024
Maybe not my favorite from the Discworld but I definitely enjoyed it and got some good laughs out of it.
Jim
5.0 out of 5 stars Best
Reviewed in Germany on November 26, 2023
One of his best books.
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Miaschu
5.0 out of 5 stars The angels explained
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 7, 2023
The Moist stories can never be as great as the Witches, Wizards or Watch series of Discworld books, but they're great fun!
Not exactly spoilers, but hints ahead...
I read both Making Money and Raising Steam before Going Postal so, although I'd pretty much worked out the references to Angels in the later books, I enjoyed reading the origins to that particular thread in the Von Lipwig series.
Spike is tolerable in this novel, too (I would gladly drop her from the Tower of Art in the later books).
I'm also glad that the consequences of Moist's former occupation were touched on, as it did bother me that fraud scams seemed to be brushed over, as if they were victimless crimes, in the later books.
It probably is better to read a series in order, if possible!
Luca - Aratak
5.0 out of 5 stars Arrivato in ottime condizioni, libro stupendo
Reviewed in Italy on November 26, 2018
Il libro è arrivato in tempo e in perfette condizioni.
Sul libro non ho molto da dire, è Pratchett, un genio indiscusso del fantasy ironico.
In questa nuova serie, iniziata proprio con going postal, Pratchett ha portato nel suo mondo le innovazioni di una Inghilterra vittoriana, con "telegrammi" e la sfida tra il nuovo e il vecchio.
Una storia avvincente e interessante, di intrighi, sfide politiche, amori e molto altro.
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